Post by Struth on Jan 20, 2024 6:46:42 GMT 8
Good Moaning.
My phone has come through with a major warning for an extreme weather event that has me quite concerned.
A major heatwave warning has been issued for SA northern areas.
RIGHT WHERE I AM.
Although none of their forecasts have been anywhere near accurate , don't be complacent.
It's quite surreal as apparently this heatwave is going to go from one whole day to two.
The whole weekend could see highs over 40 degrees..... that's right Saturday and Sunday.
Shocking and horrific doesn't quite describe this event, so you may be prone to not believe me, so here is the bulletin.
If you are already a weatherphobe, please don't read this.
It may be too much for you.
40 degrees for two whole days in a row in the outback of Australia in Summer.
To those doubting man made climate change is real, what more proof do you need?
This emergency bulletin rightly tells people to prepare.
Especially in places like Coober Pedy.
Coober Pedians have been getting prepared for this weekend and have been living under the ground since 1914, because they reckon you can't be too careful, and they knew that this weekend would eventually turn their usually snowy winter like wonderland where they enjoy year-round snow skiing off the mullock heaps..into a fiery furnace.
So no going out into the back yard, not even to cut your toe nails, as your dog might chase them and die of heat exhaustion, and you'll rightly get a knock on the door from WWF demanding your entire wealth as a fine, and then ....maybe even...NAME AND SHAME YOU.....or else they'll press charges.
You don't want to go there sister, .....brother...whatevadaf your pronoun is.
Just don't do anything, don't leave the house, unless it's to get your next booster guaranteed to work for three minutes against heatwaves.
You've been warned.
In the APY lands the aboriginal people will still be walking around barefoot on the burning sands, and they can do that.
It will be to them just another day or two.......
That's fine for them as they are supernatural beings and you may have been able to do that too but all they have to teach us , all they wanted to share with us their great wisdom and knowledge, you just voted to ignore, so don't get uppity and think you can do the same.
In their deep and beautiful native tongue they will speak to each other and pronounce great wisdom and deep spiritual knowledge.
Now you may see me as a white man, but I am infact one 475th aboriginal and so I understand their great languages.
All two hundred or so.
In the Pitlands they will speak and say "Puckenhot today-eh" which translates to , if only we hadn't been lumbered with the terrible colonialist white men with their toxic masculinity, rape culture, free markets and inventions, and their genocidal Christian evil, their sexism, racism, individualism, and work ethics, we wouldn't be suffering the end of the world through Climate Change.
Ancient wisdom like that is lost to us mere mortals, so all we can do now is get down on our knees, while staying inside and pray to the holy father Klaus Schwab the almighty and beg his forgiveness for we obviously created this catastrophe.
I hope to be here after the long long heatwave is over, but let me say farewell now as the likelihood of escaping this alive is very slim indeed.
Farewell.
My phone has come through with a major warning for an extreme weather event that has me quite concerned.
A major heatwave warning has been issued for SA northern areas.
RIGHT WHERE I AM.
Although none of their forecasts have been anywhere near accurate , don't be complacent.
It's quite surreal as apparently this heatwave is going to go from one whole day to two.
The whole weekend could see highs over 40 degrees..... that's right Saturday and Sunday.
Shocking and horrific doesn't quite describe this event, so you may be prone to not believe me, so here is the bulletin.
If you are already a weatherphobe, please don't read this.
It may be too much for you.
40 degrees for two whole days in a row in the outback of Australia in Summer.
To those doubting man made climate change is real, what more proof do you need?
This emergency bulletin rightly tells people to prepare.
Especially in places like Coober Pedy.
Coober Pedians have been getting prepared for this weekend and have been living under the ground since 1914, because they reckon you can't be too careful, and they knew that this weekend would eventually turn their usually snowy winter like wonderland where they enjoy year-round snow skiing off the mullock heaps..into a fiery furnace.
So no going out into the back yard, not even to cut your toe nails, as your dog might chase them and die of heat exhaustion, and you'll rightly get a knock on the door from WWF demanding your entire wealth as a fine, and then ....maybe even...NAME AND SHAME YOU.....or else they'll press charges.
You don't want to go there sister, .....brother...whatevadaf your pronoun is.
Just don't do anything, don't leave the house, unless it's to get your next booster guaranteed to work for three minutes against heatwaves.
You've been warned.
In the APY lands the aboriginal people will still be walking around barefoot on the burning sands, and they can do that.
It will be to them just another day or two.......
That's fine for them as they are supernatural beings and you may have been able to do that too but all they have to teach us , all they wanted to share with us their great wisdom and knowledge, you just voted to ignore, so don't get uppity and think you can do the same.
In their deep and beautiful native tongue they will speak to each other and pronounce great wisdom and deep spiritual knowledge.
Now you may see me as a white man, but I am infact one 475th aboriginal and so I understand their great languages.
All two hundred or so.
In the Pitlands they will speak and say "Puckenhot today-eh" which translates to , if only we hadn't been lumbered with the terrible colonialist white men with their toxic masculinity, rape culture, free markets and inventions, and their genocidal Christian evil, their sexism, racism, individualism, and work ethics, we wouldn't be suffering the end of the world through Climate Change.
Ancient wisdom like that is lost to us mere mortals, so all we can do now is get down on our knees, while staying inside and pray to the holy father Klaus Schwab the almighty and beg his forgiveness for we obviously created this catastrophe.
I hope to be here after the long long heatwave is over, but let me say farewell now as the likelihood of escaping this alive is very slim indeed.
Farewell.
