Meat stops farting.

Eating meat kills the animals they believe are destroying the world by farting......................(words cannot express......god help us all, is all that springs to mind).......
Dead animals in my tummy don't fart, and oddly enough, unlike beans and many plant based carbs, seem to stop me farting.
So I'll keep eating meat to save the planet, because some of my farts on beans have been known to kill nearby birds in the sky, as badly as the blades of a big wind generator.