Post by NFA on Sept 18, 2022 15:25:18 GMT 8
Johnny Rotten says:
September 18, 2022 at 2:33 pm
When God created Adam and Eve, he said to them “I have two gifts to give you, one gift peeing while standing and…” Adam, very excited, interrupted and screamed “Man… Man…. I want it please, Lord. Please! Please! Please! This would make life so much easier!” Eve agreed and said that this gift was not important to her. So God gave Adam the gift. Adam was surprised, screamed for joy, ran through the Garden of Eden, peed on every tree. He ran along the beach making drawings with pee in the sand. He lit a fire and played a fireman. God and Eve looked at the crazy man with happiness, until Eve asked God “Lord, what is the second gift?” And the Lord answered “Eve, my child, the brain is yours!”
September 18, 2022 at 2:33 pm
When God created Adam and Eve, he said to them “I have two gifts to give you, one gift peeing while standing and…” Adam, very excited, interrupted and screamed “Man… Man…. I want it please, Lord. Please! Please! Please! This would make life so much easier!” Eve agreed and said that this gift was not important to her. So God gave Adam the gift. Adam was surprised, screamed for joy, ran through the Garden of Eden, peed on every tree. He ran along the beach making drawings with pee in the sand. He lit a fire and played a fireman. God and Eve looked at the crazy man with happiness, until Eve asked God “Lord, what is the second gift?” And the Lord answered “Eve, my child, the brain is yours!”