One Awesome Sting Operation

It's a cracking morning' reading on the old interweb. Blackouts in Pakistan and the Vatican, arrests of the most senior figures. Videos of Capitol Hill, the shooting of the lady veteran where all the fat lefties, rather than react to the shot - duck, run, scream, panic, as would be a normal reaction, just keep on filming on their phones. Who knows what's true and what isn't but very entertaining and thought provoking.
Funny thing happened yesterday, was out on the leccy scooter (don't waste your money unless you live somewhere flat), riding very cautiously where required and 2 people in separate locations rushed up to me and shouted "wear a mask" or similar. Neither of them were wearing masks. I wondered if I'd dreamt it but the second, when I was travelling at a crawl, was definitely aimed at me. She was an older Gold Coast woman, too long in the sun, skinny and tired appearance but absolutely frantic. I was going so slowly I could hear things along the lines of "stupid", "they're for kids" and such. And when I looked back she was still on the rant and looking in my direction.
So when the GC goes into lockdown for the "scooter" strain, it was me. No symptoms but that's one of the signs apparently. I don't like the GC. Full of weirdos brainwashed by the media over decades. It's like everybody wears a uniform of one sort or another - the lycra squad, the twattooed twits, the Chinee mask gang and, my favourites, the bluetooth businessmen discussing business deals for all the world to hear.
If this was Bond movie it would be called Octagenarianpussy.