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Johnny Rotten Sept 20, 2022 12:20:00 GMT 8 FatTony likes this

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September 20, 2022 at 1:32 pm

Four guys meet in hell. A Bodybuilder, a Muslim, a Buddhist monk, and an Australian.

Satan comes over, whip in hand, and says “Those who endure 10 whiplashes can go to Heaven, the rest will stay here in Hell!”

The Australian glances at the bodybuilder and is about to argue when Satan interrupts him “Everyone can choose 1 thing to place at your back and protect you from the whiplashes. Let’s start”.

The bodybuilder steps up, with full conviction, he chooses a large and heavy metal shield to protect his back. Then, Satan starts with the whiplashes…

1… 2… and the shield breaks apart. The 3rd never came!

The bodybuilder screamed “Please NO, I give up!”

The Muslim steps forward this time. With a smug face, he asks for the physical manifestation of his faith to protect his back. He had done lots of terrible things, but it was all in the name of faith and it would protect him now.

1… 2… 3… and his faith began to waver… 4… 5… 6… and the sound of something breaking could be heard.

Before there was a 7th, he cries out pathetically “Stop, stop, stop. Please stop!!”

Here comes the Buddhist monks turn. He asks for no protection, for pain is in the mind, he will hide behind nothing, and his body would endure any torment!

1… 2… 3… and he grits his teeth… 4… 5… 6… tears could be seen in his eyes… 7… 8… 9… 10…

There is snot coming out of his nose and his back is badly mutilated. But he made it.

Now it’s the Australian’s turn. He is asked, by Satan, what does he choose to protect his back. The Australian ponders for a little while, and then calmly says “The monk”.

The enemy have us surrounded.
Good! Now we know where to find the bastards!
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Johnny Rotten Oct 9, 2022 14:45:41 GMT 8 FatTony likes this

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October 9, 2022 at 3:50 pm

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

“Fred” he replies.
“Fred what?” the officer asks.
“Just Fred” the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. “Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?”

The biker replies “It’s a long story, so stay with me”. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realised that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred”.

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

The enemy have us surrounded.
Good! Now we know where to find the bastards!
-various

NFA VI Dumb Boy From The Bush Posts: 8,907	Johnny Rotten Oct 9, 2022 14:54:36 GMT 8 FatTony likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NFA on Oct 9, 2022 14:54:36 GMT 8 Johnny Rotten says: October 9, 2022 at 3:52 pm People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. – Isaac Asimov
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Johnny Rotten Oct 9, 2022 14:59:55 GMT 8 FatTony likes this

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October 9, 2022 at 3:58 pm

It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of hay.

The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. “Hey, Will!” the farmer yelled. “Forget your troubles. Come in and have a bite with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon up”. “That’s mighty nice of you” Will answered. “But I don’t think my dad would like me to”.

“Aw, come on”. the farmer insisted. “Well okay” the boy finally agreed, and added “But dad won’t like it”.

After a hearty dinner, Will thanked his host. “I feel a lot better now, but I know my dad is going to be real upset”. “Don’t be foolish!” the neighbour said with a smile. “By the way, where is your old man?”

Will replied “Under the wagon”.

That one was for Stencho Pantyhose from Benny Hill and Dave Allen who send their best Regards………….LOL

The enemy have us surrounded.
Good! Now we know where to find the bastards!
-various

NFA VI Dumb Boy From The Bush Posts: 8,907	Johnny Rotten Oct 9, 2022 15:04:43 GMT 8 FatTony likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NFA on Oct 9, 2022 15:04:43 GMT 8 ohnny Rotten says: October 9, 2022 at 4:05 pm Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. – E. B. White
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Chilli Global Moderator Posts: 2,333	Johnny Rotten Oct 9, 2022 15:06:16 GMT 8 via mobile FatTony likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chilli on Oct 9, 2022 15:06:16 GMT 8 JR posts some laugh out loud jokes. Good stuff. 🙂

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Johnny Rotten Oct 11, 2022 3:30:03 GMT 8 FatTony likes this

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October 11, 2022 at 4:30 am

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy.

There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in
Italy, if the Pope won, they would have to leave.

The Jewish people met and picked an aged but wise Rabbi Moishe to represent them in the debate. However, as Moishe spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they all agreed that it would be a ‘silent’ debate.

On the chosen day, the Pope and Rabbi Moishe sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Rabbi Moishe looked back and raised one finger.

Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head. Rabbi Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat.

The Pope then brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine. Rabbi Moishe pulled out an apple.

With that, the Pope stood up and declared that he was beaten, that Rabbi Moishe was too clever, and that the Jews could stay.

Later, the Cardinals met with the Pope, asking what had happened.

The Pope said “First, I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there is still only one God common to both our beliefs. Then, I waved my finger to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. He had me beaten and I could not continue”.

Meanwhile the Jewish community was gathered around Rabbi Moishe.

“How did you win the debate?” they asked. “I haven’t a clue” said Moishe. “First he said to me that we had three days to get out of Italy, so I gave him the finger. Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews and I said to him, we’re staying right here”.

“And then what?” asked a woman. “Who knows?” said Moishe “He took out his lunch, so I took out mine”.

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Johnny Rotten says:
October 11, 2022 at 4:32 am

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

– Lana Turner

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Good! Now we know where to find the bastards!
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Johnny Rotten Oct 17, 2022 9:53:46 GMT 8 FatTony likes this

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October 17, 2022 at 11:59 am

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?” Slim says “I feel just like a newborn baby”. “Really!? Like a newborn baby!?” “Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just pissed myself”.

The enemy have us surrounded.
Good! Now we know where to find the bastards!
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Johnny Rotten Oct 19, 2022 14:31:34 GMT 8 FatTony and Chilli like this

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October 19, 2022 at 5:01 pm

I just love the in depth stuff in this fish bowl……………………..

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

– John Knee Rotten

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Johnny Rotten Oct 22, 2022 10:14:29 GMT 8

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October 22, 2022 at 12:39 pm

A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack – selling ties.

The Taliban terrorist asked “Do you have water?” The Jewish man replied “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5”. The Taliban shouted hysterically “Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment. I spit on your ties. I need water!”

“Sorry, I have none, just ties. Pure silk, and only $5”. “Pahh! A curse on your ties! I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you but… I must conserve my energy and find water!”

“Okay” said the little old Jewish man. “It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me, or that you hate me, threaten my life, and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need. Go in peace”.

Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away, over the hill.
Several hours later he crawled back, almost dead, and extending a $5 bill, he gasped “They won’t let me in without a tie!”

The enemy have us surrounded.
Good! Now we know where to find the bastards!
-various

Chilli Global Moderator Posts: 2,333	Johnny Rotten Oct 22, 2022 13:44:26 GMT 8 via mobile NFA and FatTony like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chilli on Oct 22, 2022 13:44:26 GMT 8 Laughed out loud at that! Most jokes he posts make me laugh. Good value.

NFA VI Dumb Boy From The Bush Posts: 8,907	Johnny Rotten Oct 25, 2022 16:26:29 GMT 8 Chilli likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NFA on Oct 25, 2022 16:26:29 GMT 8 Apart from what Chilli may post I rarely follow Dover's open threads but I just saw that Johnny Rotten has incurred the wrath and bile from "the loons" (h/t Struth). It is quite extraordinary!
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Johnny Rotten Oct 25, 2022 17:35:48 GMT 8 via mobile FatTony likes this

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Post by Chilli on Oct 25, 2022 17:35:48 GMT 8

Dover's blog has become a conspiracy theorist's lunatic asylum, plus a "reality TV show".

Sancho pantyhose and his "team" saying look at meeeee. Needy fucks.

I scroll so much shit. Dover interacts with Monty daily ... and all day. I scroll. Boambee wank I scroll because he is always replying to Monty.

Lots of people calling out JC, sancho pantyhose et al.

I'm so busy with life, am glad others are calling it as they see it. Cheers, JR!

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Johnny Rotten Oct 26, 2022 16:04:30 GMT 8 FatTony likes this

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October 26, 2022 at 5:57 pm

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith Fighting Back Against WEF

From Armstrong Economics –

“This is big news. Alberta’s new Premier Danielle Smith is the first government leader to apologize for vaccine mandates. Taking it a step further, she directly criticizes the World Economic Forum (WEF) and Schwab; she has “no interest in being involved with them.” During her first day in office, Smith immediately apologized for the vaccine mandates. She is offering to rehire any government worker who lost their job due to their vaccine status.

“We are not QR codes,” Smith once said, adding that she wants to “purge” Canada’s QR database. She called out Alberta Health Services (AHS) for creating problems by colluding with the WEF. “They signed some kind of partnership with the World Economic Forum right in the middle of the pandemic; we’ve gotta [sic] address that. Why in the world do we have anything to do with the World Economic Forum? That’s got to end,” Smith said. Great question, Danielle.

She plans to look into amnesty for outstanding COVID-related fines. “The system, my friends, is broken,” she said. “Most of those managing AHS today are holdovers from the NDP years. They have had their chance to fix this bloated system and they have largely failed on almost all accounts. Failure is no longer an option.”

Remember when Schwab boasted about infiltrating world governments with various Young Global Leaders, such as Trudeau? She publicly said that it is “distasteful” and “offensive” when billionaires brag about how much control they have over governments. Yes, this is a direct shot at Schwab. She is the first government leader to openly question why we have allowed the WEF to infiltrate governments and control policies. We need more leaders like Danielle Smith who are willing to acknowledge the growing power that Schwab and his minions have in shaping the global society. Better yet, we should question why they were handed power in the first place.”

www.armstrongeconomics.com/international-news/politics/alberta-premier-danielle-smith-fighting-back-against-wef/?utm_source=Newsletter&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=RSS

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Johnny Rotten Nov 2, 2022 11:22:33 GMT 8 FatTony likes this

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November 2, 2022 at 2:04 pm

A Japanese company and a North American company decided to have a canoe race on the St. Lawrence River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.

On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The North Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat.

A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the North American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing.

So, North American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.

They advised that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing. To prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team’s management structure was totally reorganised to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager. They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder.

It was called the “Rowing Team Quality First Program” with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices, and bonuses.

The next year the Japanese won by two miles. Humiliated, the North American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and cancelled all capital investments in new equipment.

The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year’s racing team was outsourced to India.

The enemy have us surrounded.
Good! Now we know where to find the bastards!
-various

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